{"id":3,"date":"2007-08-23T06:00:33","date_gmt":"2007-08-23T13:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hameheads.com\/?p=3"},"modified":"2007-08-23T08:58:32","modified_gmt":"2007-08-23T15:58:32","slug":"in-search-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hameheads.com\/?p=3","title":{"rendered":"In search of&#8230;Updated"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I ordered a pack of $1.19 3&#215;5 index cards from Staples on 8\/10\/07, expected delivery on 8\/14\/07.  A calculator I ordered at the same time was delivered by UPS on 8\/14\/07 separately packaged. No such luck on the index cards, I didn&#8217;t realize I ordered the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Flat_Stanley\">Flat Stanley<\/a> brand. Current UPS estimate is 8\/22 after taking an interesting route:<\/p>\n<p>Update: It did arrive on 8\/22. Statistics from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.packagemapping.com\/\">packagemapping.com<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Distance<\/strong> : <span id=\"distanceMessage\">3319.54 miles <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span id=\"distanceMessage\">(Actual distance <\/span>from Dallas to COS 746\u00c2\u00a0mi)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Time<\/strong> : <span id=\"timeMessage\">284 hrs 42 mins 0 secs <\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Avg Speed<\/strong> : <span id=\"speedMessage\">11.66 mph<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<pre>08\/22\/2007      6:23 P.M.       DELIVERY\r\n08\/22\/2007      5:39 A.M.       OUT FOR DELIVERY\r\n08\/22\/2007      12:25 A.M.      ARRIVAL SCAN<\/pre>\n<pre>08\/20\/2007      3:02 P.M.     COLORADO SPRINGS IN TRANSIT TO<\/pre>\n<pre>08\/20\/2007      4:01 P.M.       HODGKINS,IL    DEPARTURE SCAN<\/pre>\n<pre>08\/18\/2007      2:45 PM         HODGKINS IL    ARRIVAL SCAN\r\n\r\n08\/17\/2007      2:25 AM         HODGKINS IL    IN TRANSIT TO<\/pre>\n<pre>08\/16\/2007      11:48 PM        SHREWSBURY MA  LOCATION SCAN<\/pre>\n<pre>08\/16\/2007      10:19 PM        CHELMSFORD MA  LOCATION SCAN\r\n\r\n08\/11\/2007      3:23 AM         MESQUITE TX    LOCATION SCAN\r\n\r\n08\/10\/2007      10:59 PM        DALLAS TX      LOCATION SCAN\r\n\r\n08\/11\/2007      12:48 AM        US             BILLING INFORMATION<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I ordered a pack of $1.19 3&#215;5 index cards from Staples on 8\/10\/07, expected delivery on 8\/14\/07. A calculator I ordered at the same time was delivered by UPS on 8\/14\/07 separately packaged. No such luck on the index cards, I didn&#8217;t realize I ordered the Flat Stanley brand. Current UPS estimate is 8\/22 after [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupidity-in-the-business-wold"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hameheads.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hameheads.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hameheads.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hameheads.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hameheads.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hameheads.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hameheads.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hameheads.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hameheads.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}